People are in a golf cart, making their way through a Crimean safari park. And then they come across a lion.
I mean, even if the lion is best friends with everyone on the golf cart, it’s a lion. A lion.
You’re in a golf cart and a lion wants in. A lion.
I do not have the courage to be that close to that amazing animal.
One day they will be able to tell their children they were THIIIIIS close to winning the Darwin Award.
I’d love to do that, and then, it does look like a Darwin Award…
Yeah I’m gonna pass. I’m sure that lion is used to people, and very well fed, but still….
Good thing they keep them well-fed I suppose.
What are you gonna do, say no? LOL
[long long long setup…]
…and they were charged with transporting gulls over sated lions for immortal porpoises.
It’s a funny joke if I do the whole setup first!