Apple:
Apple’s conference call to discuss first fiscal quarter results is scheduled for Tuesday,
January 31, 2017 at 2:00 p.m. PT / 5:00 p.m. ET.
As usual, Apple will announce they’ve made metric buttloads of money.
FY 17 First quarter results
Apple:
Apple’s conference call to discuss first fiscal quarter results is scheduled for Tuesday,
January 31, 2017 at 2:00 p.m. PT / 5:00 p.m. ET.
As usual, Apple will announce they’ve made metric buttloads of money.
And everyone else will announce they’re Doomed!
Apple Results Drinking Game
1 Drink for every time thinnest is mentioned.
1 Drink for every time we couldn’t more pleased with
2 Drinks for courage
5 Drinks for Magical
Whole bottle Drink for exciting new things coming