7 thoughts on “My name is Inigo Montoya…”

1. Apple: “Offer me anything I ask for.”

   Samsung: “Anything you want…”

   Apple: “I want my patents back, you son of a bitch!”

2. The attention to detail is astounding.

3. It just so happens that the Samsung Note 7 is only MOSTLY dead!

4. Inconceivable!

5. “More fingers than anyone else!”

6. Samsung: The emoji hands all go to six fingers. Look, right across the board, six, six, six and…

   Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most emoji hands go up to five?

   Samsung: Exactly.

   Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it’s better? Is it any better?

   Samsung: Well, it’s one better, isn’t it? It’s not five. You see, most blokes, you know, will be inserting emoji hands with five fingers. You’re on five here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on five on your messaging app. Where can you go from there? Where?

   Marty DiBergi: I don’t know.

   Samsung: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

   Marty DiBergi: Put it up to six.

   Samsung: Eleven. Exactly. One better than Apple.

   Marty DiBergi: Why don’t you just make better emojis and make five fingers be the top number and make that better?

   Samsung: [pause] These go to six.

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