This may just ruin your weekend. Load the page, check and uncheck to winnow the available content (no cartoons or commercials, for example), then hit the Power button. Sit back in your bellbottoms, open up a Tab, cross your hushpuppies, and enjoy.
[ Big h/t to Brother Stu]
Oh. My. GOD! I can’t wait to show this to my kids tonight. They can experience TV the way I did when I was a kid. This is awesome.