Apple, Samsung CEOs agree to mediation

Apple CEO Tim Cook and Samsung CEO Oh-Hyun Kwon will attend the session with in-house lawyers only, according to a Wednesday court filing. Their legal teams had met on January 6 to “discuss settlement opportunities,” the filing read.

Let me get this started: Stop stealing our shit you slimy bastards and we’ll stop winning lawsuits against you.



6 thoughts on “Apple, Samsung CEOs agree to mediation”

  1. I know its not the same Samsung CEO that got pardoned twice – but I would suggest Tim brings a bullet proof vests and a food taster.

  2. For a moment I thought the headline said “medication.” I had a lovely vision of an unconscious Samsung CEO being photographed with his hand in a bowl of warm water, while Tim Cook drew a dick on his face.

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