Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn”
Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME”
Absolutely priceless.
English translated to Death Metal
Withdraw thy loathsome judgmental flesh from the confines of this, my chamber of seclusion!