1997 Jeep Cherokee:
If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on Facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a Bieber album, white Oakleys, Affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
This the greatest Craigslist ad ever and I’m not man enough to buy it from this guy. Thanks to my friend Jeff La Grua for the link.
Dude needs to get over himself. I mean, it’s a 1997 Jeep Cherokee. C’mon!
In other words: guy has a shit car to sell and he’s a decent copywriter 🙂
Sounds humorous enough, apart from the gun stuff, which makes him sound like one of those “open carry” assholes.
Yeah, I want to buy a crap car from a sexist asshole whose definition of “manly” seems to be “whines a lot about whining”.
The point you bozos are missing is that this guy is a folk artist–with words–kinda like Larry the Cable Guy. He’s conjured up a mental image in the reader’s mind “out of thin air”–out of the thin and rusting body panels of this clunker. Who knows if he’ll ever sell it. He says himself, he doesn’t really want to. But if he wanted to change his life and apparent circumstances, he COULD be a good copywriter at the very least.