Do not watch this at work or around kids, but watch it.
12 thoughts on “The Onion: Samsung Apex”
That was pretty good. Th Onion hits a home run with this one.
I applaud Samsung for finally doing their own thing.
Apple is doomed.
Indeed. There’s no way they’d be able to capture that portion of the market from Samsung.
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Really good that the bland resident troll has gotten a job…
Perfect.
Now waiting for Topolsky to complain that this doesn’t exist yet.
I liked it, but I found the throw-away about the college student at the end even better.
I’ll wait for the second gen.
…..Doing their own thing……
Exactly. Apple won’t create it simply because it’ll be too confusing to have a product called iSuck. Mouthbreathers won’t be able to tell whether the product refers to Apple itself or their penises. Therefore they’ll complain about how Apple is too confusing, while getting a BJ.
Apple’s version goes up the bum, but you wouldn’t BELIEVE what it does to massage your prostate.
That was pretty good. Th Onion hits a home run with this one.
I applaud Samsung for finally doing their own thing.
Apple is doomed.
Indeed. There’s no way they’d be able to capture that portion of the market from Samsung.
sellapplestocknow
Really good that the bland resident troll has gotten a job…
Perfect.
Now waiting for Topolsky to complain that this doesn’t exist yet.
I liked it, but I found the throw-away about the college student at the end even better.
I’ll wait for the second gen.
…..Doing their own thing……
Exactly. Apple won’t create it simply because it’ll be too confusing to have a product called iSuck. Mouthbreathers won’t be able to tell whether the product refers to Apple itself or their penises. Therefore they’ll complain about how Apple is too confusing, while getting a BJ.
Apple’s version goes up the bum, but you wouldn’t BELIEVE what it does to massage your prostate.
Ah, well, there goes my lack of vision 😉