Another day, more hysterical anti-Apple bullshit from Bloomberg

Michelle Fay Cortez, Bloomberg:

If a person falls asleep with the iPad2 on the chest, the magnets in the cover can “accidentally turn off” the heart device, said Chien, a high school freshman in Stockton, California, whose father is a doctor. “I definitely think people should be aware. That’s why I’m presenting the study.”

Defibrillators, as a safety precaution, are designed to be turned off by magnets. The iPad2 uses 30 magnets to hold the iPad2’s cover in place, Chien said. While the iPad2 magnets aren’t powerful enough to cause problems when a person is holding the tablet out in front of the chest, it can be risky to rest it against the body, she found.

Gee, maybe that’s why the leading maker of defibrillators tells patients NOT TO STICK MAGNETS ON THEIR CHEST. The same manufacturer, by the way, “said its testing hasn’t found any risks from iPad technology when used according to the manufacturer’s instructions.”

I wonder what bizarre anti-Apple bullshit Bloomberg will come up with next. Anyone wanna take any bets?



67 thoughts on “Another day, more hysterical anti-Apple bullshit from Bloomberg”

  1. Well, let’s see:

    Radiation in the iPhone causes cancer. No other mobile phone presented this issue upon testing in our (completely made-up) labs. People should be aware, that’s why I’m presenting the study.

  2. What they’ve omitted to say is that Apple did this deliberately as they ‘have it in’ for anyone with a non-Apple pacemaker. It’s also been revealed that Apple are responsible for kidnapping 3 women in Cleveland.

  3. wow, a little sensitive to a small story informing folks about something they might want to know about?

    i found it interesting and i learned something from it, defibrillators have a magnet mode and ipad2s have 30 magnets in the cover. my guess is most people didn’t know these things. relax.

  4. You’re being obtuse this time, Peter. This is a real issue that a smart 14 year old figured out (certainly with help from her dad). She is presenting to the Heart Rhythm Society this week.

    It’s not surprising to anyone in the pacemaker business, and indeed current devices are often built with a failsafe.

    It also seems Apple is aware of this as they make mention of it in their manual (though not for the magnets but the radios).

    It’s a legitimate story.

  5. 30 magnets? I wonder where they are – I find much less points that are magnetic on my iPad, and with the Smart Cover attachted some of them should have their magnetic fields reduced. But they are powerful, so it could be a real problem. (Perhaps iPad and Smart Cover are counted together, than the number could make sense.)

  6. BREAKING: If you blend an iPad in a high-powered blender and ingest it, it may kill you.

  7. I was told that a 14-year-old discovered this for his science fair. There is no way this was a known issue with magnets and pace makers and actually included in Apple’s manual!

    /s

  8. Everybody with a defibrillator knows this. It is how they teach you to disable it when needed. Using a magnet is the emergency shut off for it rather than ripping open somebody’s chest.

  9. My guess is that people who live with defibrillators are informed about how to avoid messing them up.

    Surface tablets have magnets too, right? Too bad they wouldn’t draw as much Google juice as “iPad.”

    The point of the Bloomberg article is likely stock manipulation via trash-talk.

  10. I think most people don’t expect their iPads to contain powerful magnets. The quote doesn’t seem like “anti-Apple bullshit” to me, it seems like “useful information that might actually help somebody with an iPad”.

  11. Well said!

    Of course every iPad owner knows the device contains powerful magnets. Everyone knows about the magnets, and if they don’t they should get a basic education! This is just horrible scaremongering from the anti-apple brigade at Bloomberg who seem to take sadistic pleasure in posting negative nonsense every day of the week.

    I’m disgusted that this piece even got published to be honest. Praise the lord we have Loop Insight to shine a light on those in the media who make hating on Apple a part of their daily publishing routines.

  12. There’s nothing there about magnets AND pacemakers in that guide you linked to. It’s all about interference with the pacemaker and a wireless device. The section specifically advises:

    “Should always keep iPad more than 15 cm (6 inches) from the pacemaker when the wireless device is turned on”

    You chose to omit the rest of that sentence about turning it off. I wonder why you did that? Or does turning the iPad off also disable the magnets?

  13. Page 126 of the iPad User Guide, under Safety, Handling, and Support. If I had a pacemaker and bought a new electronic device, that’d be the sort of thing I’d seek out.

    Medical devices iPad contains radios that emit electromagnetic fields. These electromagnetic fields may interfere with pacemakers or other medical devices. If you wear a pacemaker, maintain at least 6 inches (approximately 15 cm) of separation between your pacemaker and iPad. If you suspect iPad is interfering with your pacemaker or any other medical device, stop using iPad and consult your physician for information specific to your medical device. iPad has magnets along the left edge of the device and on the right side of the front glass, which may interfere with pacemakers, defibrillators, or other medical devices. The iPad Smart Cover and iPad Smart Case also contain magnets. Maintain at least 6 inches (approximately 15 cm) of separation between your pacemaker or defibrillator and iPad, the iPad Smart Cover, or the iPad Smart Case.

  14. You’d have to be a big fucking idiot to fall asleep with a wireless, electronic device on YOUR CHEST – any device- if you have a pacemaker. It’s very basic common sense. Also, states in Apple’s own documentation that the device should remain at least 6 inches away from any pacemaker- so this isn’t some massive “discovery”. So yeah, leaving it on your chest for 8 hours wouldn’t be the brightest idea. Then again, I’ve never fallen asleep with a tablet (or anything) on my chest, so maybe people should exercise a shred of willpower and not do that.

  15. No. There’s nothing in the guide about pacemakers and magnets. The issue in the safety guide is about pacemakers and wireless interference. Jared chose to omit the portion of the sentence that makes that clear, and you just agreed with him without bothering to check yourself.

  16. The correct information shouldn’t be on Page 126 of a download only User Guide that a customer has to specifically seek out and obtain. It should be in the small print document that ships with the device.

  17. Yep if you’ve never fallen asleep with a tablet, a phone, or a load of something else on your chest, then clearly nobody else should be guilty of such a heinous crime. Especially when the specific information about magnets is outlined right there on page 126 of the downloadable User Guide manual that doesn’t ship with the device.

  18. Small print document? What do you have against those with poor eyesight? And what of those who throw out all paper documentation anyway?

    Clearly the warning should be in 48pt type etched in the surface of the iPad.

  19. The information should be in the safety guide documentation that ships with the device is all I’m saying.

    “Clearly the warning should be in 48pt type etched in the surface of the iPad.”

    Clearly you are an idiot.

  20. Okay, so assuming they now include information in the manual about the potential problems with a pacemaker and the magnets (if it fact there are any) but no one reads the manual, what good will that do? Should we now have labels on the side of all tech devices that have magnets or “something” wrong? Like cigarette boxes?

  21. Do you have a link? I don’t see anything about defibrillators in the manual that was linked to above.

  22. Link? Because the manual that was linked to earlier did not have this information.

  23. You all are misunderstanding Bloomberg’s mission. Since Batboy and the Weekly World News disappeared, someone has to fill the void with fabrication.

  24. Honestly, it probably wouldn’t be a bad idea when dealing with reasonably powerful magnets. Put it on the inner protective plastic wrap.

  25. I’m not saying it shouldn’t be treated more seriously, John. But we’re throwing around words like “discovered” and “presenting” for something in the ducking manual…

    Well, let’s just say I’m actually in violent agreement with you.

  26. No, it talks about pacemakers. I would think it would be close enough not to take the chance if you have one, though?

    I mean, there’s certainly room for Apple to disclose this more obviously. But there’s also personal responsibility at work.

  27. What I mean is how many warnings are enough though and who decides what is and is not inportant. RIght now, because of this report, this seems reasonable. What about the other health hazards? How big would this plastic wrap eventually be. Having said all that, I get your point, I am just not sure how feasible it would be.

  28. I hear you. I agree it’s the thin edge of a wedge, but I don’t see much else to the wedge.

    “WARNING: SEE SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS PRIOR TO USE.”

    Then, you know, include a one sheet safety instructions: Don’t immerse in water, don’t use when damaged, contains powerful magnets. Do not use as a weapon.

  29. No. Obtuse is when a collection of jerkoffs pretend that Apple’s caution regarding the proximity of the iPad to a pacemaker is somehow null and void because Apple did not specifically caution against magnets being the source of interference as opposed to wireless radios. I guess it’s a meaningful distinction because magnetic fields aren’t part of the electromagnetic spectrum. Oh wait.

    Magnets. How the Fuck do they work?

    Apple says keep the iPad away from your pacemaker.

    The End.

  30. Gods, shut the Hell up. Magnetic interference is interference. Apple cautions users regarding interference and the proximity of their Pad. There are magnets in every single fucking piece of mobile technology, or do you not know how a speaker works?

  31. Medical devices
    “iPad contains radios that emit electromagnetic fields. These electromagnetic fields may interfere with pacemakers or other medical devices. If you wear a pacemaker, maintain at least 6 inches (approximately 15 cm) of separation between your pacemaker and iPad. If you suspect iPad is interfering with your pacemaker or any other medical device, stop using iPad and consult your physician for information specific to your medical device. iPad has magnets along the left edge of the device and on the right side of the front glass, which may interfere with pacemakers, defibrillators, or other medical devices. The iPad Smart Cover and iPad Smart Case also contain magnets. Maintain at least 6 inches (approximately 15 cm) of separation between your pacemaker or defibrillator and iPad, the iPad Smart Cover, or the iPad Smart Case.”

    boom.

  32. And my dad’s a particle physicist and he said that when they split atoms at the LHC, they make all the iPad users stand outside so the anti-matter won’t go undetected!

    Science!!!

  33. duma: eat it.

    http://manuals.info.apple.com/en_US/ipad_user_guide.pdf

    “iPad has magnets along the left edge of the device and on the right side of the front glass, which may interfere with pacemakers, defibrillators, or other medical devices. The iPad Smart Cover and iPad Smart Case also contain magnets. Maintain at least 6 inches (approximately 15 cm) of separation between your pacemaker or defibrillator and iPad, the iPad Smart Cover, or the iPad Smart Case.”

    …page 126.

  34. is the guide not linked in someplace? i know on my first i-devices thats how i read their manuals — on the device.

  35. Don’t get me wrong, Apple isn’t wrong here. My larger point is someone is perfectly within their right to help spread the word, no matter the source.

    This isn’t anti-Apple so much as it is educating consumers.

  36. “Bloomberg- AAPL’s sales of the iPhone climbed to 75 million units for the fourth quarter of this fiscal year.

    This is bad news for Apple since this massive growth in iPhone sales will leave its customer pool without cash to buy the new Mac Pro.”

  37. 30 magnets? Hell no… 1 magnet in optional smart cover/case… no magnets in the ipad save for the 1 speaker… Get your facts straight

  38. Yep, and everybody reads the user guide! I mean, pffft, I must have read my iPad user guide, umm, let’s see now, at least, at a guess, zero times. How else would I know how to use this incredibly intuitive device?

  39. She didn’t actually figure it out. Her project was designed to test how susceptible defibrillators are to the magnets, not if they are susceptible.

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