12 thoughts on “Leak floods Apple’s Fifth Ave. store”
APPLE IS DOOMED
That wouldn’t have happened if Steve Jobs was still around! His Rainwater Distortion Field was the best, bar none.
Tim Cook said they would double-down on leaks and then this happens.
Nice.
We can all go home. Odi has won the Internet.
This is just another example of Tim Cook cutting costs.
(Best part: Nobody will know if I’m serious or not.)
((Darn. I guess I ruined that.))
1st thing: This is from Onion News, right? IMO, This is additional proof if “Apple” is in the news lede, people will read the article.
2nd thing: Awesome comments. I should not have taken a sip of my coffee before reading them. Kudos to all who posted before I did!
3rd thing: Get into a boat or head for really high ground! When Samesung copies this it is gonna be bad…
1st thing: This is from Onion News, right? IMO, This is additional proof if “Apple” is in the news lede, people will read the article.
2nd thing: Awesome comments. I should not have taken a sip of my coffee before reading them. Kudos to all who posted before I did!
3rd thing: Get into a boat or head for really high ground! When Samesung copies this it is gonna be bad…
Nope it’s from the Post, although the headline is total FUD. It was one corner, perhaps two demo iPads ruined. And it was handled within a couple of hours tops.
The headline is “Leak sends water pouring into Apple Store on Fifth Avenue.” That sounds pretty accurate?
And yet the Loop headline was ‘floods’. FUD.
Ah, fair enough, then. Though I think, really, that any amount of running water on a store floor qualifies as a flood. 🙂
APPLE IS DOOMED
That wouldn’t have happened if Steve Jobs was still around! His Rainwater Distortion Field was the best, bar none.
Tim Cook said they would double-down on leaks and then this happens.
Nice.
We can all go home. Odi has won the Internet.
This is just another example of Tim Cook cutting costs.
(Best part: Nobody will know if I’m serious or not.)
((Darn. I guess I ruined that.))
1st thing: This is from Onion News, right? IMO, This is additional proof if “Apple” is in the news lede, people will read the article.
2nd thing: Awesome comments. I should not have taken a sip of my coffee before reading them. Kudos to all who posted before I did!
3rd thing: Get into a boat or head for really high ground! When Samesung copies this it is gonna be bad…
1st thing: This is from Onion News, right? IMO, This is additional proof if “Apple” is in the news lede, people will read the article.
2nd thing: Awesome comments. I should not have taken a sip of my coffee before reading them. Kudos to all who posted before I did!
3rd thing: Get into a boat or head for really high ground! When Samesung copies this it is gonna be bad…
Nope it’s from the Post, although the headline is total FUD. It was one corner, perhaps two demo iPads ruined. And it was handled within a couple of hours tops.
The headline is “Leak sends water pouring into Apple Store on Fifth Avenue.” That sounds pretty accurate?
And yet the Loop headline was ‘floods’. FUD.
Ah, fair enough, then. Though I think, really, that any amount of running water on a store floor qualifies as a flood. 🙂