Stock analysts tell all

These people are pathetic.

[Via Matt Richman]



5 thoughts on “Stock analysts tell all

  1. They didn’t tell ALL, otherwise the entire world would now know that every last one of them sucks donkey cocks for fun. Apparently, it helps boost creativity—which is important when fabricating the complete bullshit they come up with.

  2. ALWAYS do exactly the opposite of what ‘wall street analysts’ tell their customers to do.. 9 times out of 10, you’ll be a winner…

  3. Precisely. Ever larger sales, ever larger profits, continuing product diversity. The peopple even more pathetic than many analysts are the bozos that think actual profit and record sales are “spin”.

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