Hard to believe I know. John Moltz said everything I would have said.
10 thoughts on “Dan Lyons looking stupid”
I do not know what Lyons looks like, but I am confident he looks stupid. The level of stupidity he has achieved must extend to the physical level, no body can contain that without harm.
In other news today: Google finally gives in to licensing H.264 patents which their VP8/WebM free and open codec violates. German court sides with MS in their attempt to obtain an injunction blocking Google Maps (the website and all apps) throughout Germany for patent violation (no verdict yet, but some very clear indications by the judge). DoD stops BB10 testing. Apple leads in corporate use and air travel. Android the biggest breeding ground for malware…
In summary: Apple stock will tank and Apple will be the subject of a myriad of doom and gloom articles. Serves them right.
Actually I don’t mind some of Lyons work. but for some reason, whenever he writes about Apple his brain goes in neutral. Or maybe reverse.
Lyons looks absolutely ordinary. If you passed him in a corridor at your workplace, you’d wonder why he looks so familiar.
Really? Based on his writing I (honestly, no shit!) expected him to look (and talk) like Chris Tucker in the 5th Element, just in white, and with a Stetson, and less funny. Bizarre.
And now you tell me he is just looking like Joshua Topolsky’s twin (or Dvorak’s brother)? What a mess 🙂
The internet has made it possible to pull a publicity stunt without leaving one’s home and it is the only reason anyone pays attention to this clown. No scratch that. Clown can occasionally be funny.
I do not know what Lyons looks like, but I am confident he looks stupid. The level of stupidity he has achieved must extend to the physical level, no body can contain that without harm.
In other news today: Google finally gives in to licensing H.264 patents which their VP8/WebM free and open codec violates. German court sides with MS in their attempt to obtain an injunction blocking Google Maps (the website and all apps) throughout Germany for patent violation (no verdict yet, but some very clear indications by the judge). DoD stops BB10 testing. Apple leads in corporate use and air travel. Android the biggest breeding ground for malware…
In summary: Apple stock will tank and Apple will be the subject of a myriad of doom and gloom articles. Serves them right.
Actually I don’t mind some of Lyons work. but for some reason, whenever he writes about Apple his brain goes in neutral. Or maybe reverse.
Lyons looks absolutely ordinary. If you passed him in a corridor at your workplace, you’d wonder why he looks so familiar.
Really? Based on his writing I (honestly, no shit!) expected him to look (and talk) like Chris Tucker in the 5th Element, just in white, and with a Stetson, and less funny. Bizarre.
And now you tell me he is just looking like Joshua Topolsky’s twin (or Dvorak’s brother)? What a mess 🙂
You be the judge.
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Oh gosh. That’s even worse than I thought. Looks like my mother’s gynaecologist… I will initiate a paternity test on Springer’s show tomorrow 😉
Too funny.
Dan Lyons. Stupid? Is this news?
Here’s what he looks like, and here’s a sampling of the kind of crap he writes.
http://readwrite.com/author/dan-lyons
The internet has made it possible to pull a publicity stunt without leaving one’s home and it is the only reason anyone pays attention to this clown. No scratch that. Clown can occasionally be funny.