Stop whining, sell your Apple stock, and fuck off

> Another lackluster Apple event…

No you moron, it was a shareholder meeting, not an event where things get announced.



8 thoughts on “Stop whining, sell your Apple stock, and fuck off

  1. kgbraund says:

    good one! 🙂 These guys are like flies in summer.

  2. Thanks for the laughs.

  3. It was an Apple event for shareholders. Things can and do get announced at shareholder meetings, just not the things that interest consumers. There was nothing announced that soothed angry investors who have seen the value of their shares plummet in recent months.

  4. Joshua says:

    So much for a family friendly read.

  5. Moeskido says:

    Does your entire family peruse tech blogs?

  6. Marc Edwards says:

    I know it’s early in the year, but I’d like to formally place my vote on this post for The Loop Headline Of The Year Award.

  7. His Shadow says:

    I routinely have Jim come over to entertain family members by reading his Loop headlines in the voice of Pee Wee Herman.

  8. Moeskido says:

    I’m assuming you have him tone down the language for your more easily-flustered elders, yes?

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