John Moltz:
How many times can we sarcastically say “No compromises” before it’s not funny anymore? I know we’re not there yet, I’m just asking for future reference.
I think there will be a lot of disappointed people when these Windows 8 devices are released.
“No compromises” is the new “Open.”
“Windows 8 – No Compromises Means We Never Ever Make a Decision.”
“Windows 8 Devices – The Inevitable Result of Whatever Managed to Stick to the Wall.”
“Windows 8 – Doing Everything Poorly, Doing Nothing Well.”
“Windows 8: All the well-thought-out quality of Vista, now on two form factors.”
“Windows 8: We needed a mobile strategy, but came up with this instead.”
“Windows 8: Just buy it and RTFM.”
“Windows 8 – 32 Bit IS Still Cool, Right?”
“Windows 8 – You Won’t Believe How Easy It Is to Touch Navigate a DOS Prompt.”
“Windows 8 – Two Hour Battery Life and Fans, Fans, Fans!”
My god the comments on this story are evidence of how deluded these PC people are. It is a litany of excuses and workarounds for a suck products…what is it that these people are clinging to? One guy refers to Apple as “that fruit company.” Well if a fruit company is lapping MS….just reminds me how flawless myipad works.
By the way the comments I was referring to are at the bottom of the original story…the comments here are brilliant!
“Windows 8: Your company’s early adoption means a new yacht for your CTO. Thanks for shaking out the bugs!”
“Windows 8: We had a chance to break Metro away from the legacy UI, but Steven Sinofsky held a gun to my wife’s head.”
“Windows 8: A tremendous growth opportunity for tech support startups, across the globe.”