Health benefits of a beard

“The longer hair provides a higher UPF at the smaller SZA, but the difference between the protection provided by the longer hair compared with the shorter hair reduces with increasing SZA. Protection from UVR is provided by the facial hair; however, it is not very high, particularly at the higher SZA.”

In other words, you bastards are going to die a miserable death, while I live forever.



6 thoughts on “Health benefits of a beard”

  1. You’ll need to move further south, where the sun is overhead more often to really benefit from this…….

  2. There needs to be an exclude tag for this tripe. So those of us that didn’t come to the Praise Beards blog don’t have to read it.

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