Helen A.S. Popkin for MSNBC:
He had the means and the opportunity, but we may never know the motive of an 11-year-old student who urinated on a couple dozen laptops left unattended at Upper Allen Township Elementary in Pennsylvania.
In a report now bemusing Mac fan forums across the Internet, the Upper Allen Township Police Department states that “the cart and computers were damaged beyond repair, resulting in the loss of over $36,000.”
Apparently such “accidents” are not covered under warranty by Apple, which won’t touch them because they’re now biohazards.
I get it. Your 11, you see a stack of 30 MacBooks… When are you ever going to a get a chance like that again?
Oh yeah, and it’s totally worth a criminal record and a huge financial burden on your family. Cool.
Maybe it was an “experiential activity” that he was performing as part of a RIM ad campaign. Makes about as much sense…
Heh…went to 1st & 2nd grade at that school.
BAILIFF! WHACK HIS PEE-PEE!!!
(Then make him use Windows 95 for the rest of his public school career)