ThinkGeek:
Short of whipping out a skillet and doing a quick fry-up, how can we enjoy that wonderful meaty sweet and smokey aroma without the temptation and subsequent belt-busting and heart-clogging richness of actual cured-pork ingestion? Bacon scented candles, of course!
These premium scented candles are long-lasting and made from actual rendered bacon fat using a top-secret process that preserves bacon’s natural aromas and essential oils.
Mmm…Bacon. I have to imagine the only people who would buy these would be single guys. Would any woman allow you to fill up her home with the smell, however delicious, of bacon?
“Would any woman allow you to fill up her home with the smell, however delicious, of bacon?”
Only AWESOME ones.
My best friend (a woman) loves bacon more than any other human being on this earth (that I’ve met, anyway). She would absolutely love this in her home.
“Would any woman allow you to fill up her home with the smell, however delicious, of bacon?”
I’m thinking that @missymwac could be very interested, having professed to just loving all bacon-related products on several British/Bagel Tech Network podcasts.
“Would any woman allow you to fill up her home with the smell, however delicious, of bacon?”
My wife-to-be, actually. She wants one for our bedroom now, actually.
Yep, I’m that lucky.