Netflix blog:

Starting today, members everywhere can play five mobile games: Stranger Things: 1984 (BonusXP), Stranger Things 3: The Game (BonusXP), Shooting Hoops (Frosty Pop), Card Blast (Amuzo & Rogue Games), and Teeter Up (Frosty Pop). Whether you’re craving a casual game you can start from scratch or an immersive experience that lets you dig deeper into your favorite stories, we want to begin to build a library of games that offers something for everyone.

For everyone? Great, let’s go!

All you need is a Netflix subscription — there’s no ads, no additional fees and no in-app purchases. (Don’t let the demogorgon tell you otherwise).

Perfect. I’ve got a Netflix subscription. How do I play?

Our mobile games are currently available on Android devices when you log into your Netflix profile.

Um. OK. So not everyone then.

And I searched the entire release, not a single mention of Apple, iPhone, or iOS. Feh.