BoingBoing:

The Beach Behemoth is a 12-foot beach ball. Perhaps you think that this is a mere toy, one of those ultimately trivial impulse buys of no permanence beyond momentary amusement. This is because you have not read the buyer reviews at Amazon.

“Do not inflate in your living room…. Or anywhere that has a door between you and where you want the ball to be.”

I don’t think I want one of these but the reviews are hilarious.