Jordan Golson for MacRumors:

Apple CEO Tim Cook didn’t visit Valve headquarters according to company co-founder Gabe Newell. The rumor, originally reported by AppleInsider, was squashed by Newell in a podcast interview.

Anyone else getting a “these aren’t the droids you’re looking for” vibe? Or are the drugs making me paranoid?

Alex Heath at Cult of Mac reported “exclusively” that Apple is working on a gaming console device of some kind and implicated Valve in the plan, attributing the information to “sources.” I feel dirty linking to the post; click on it at your own discretion.

That snapping sound you hear are my eyes rolling back in their sockets as I go through a full-body spasm of incredulity.