Jeff Sneider for Variety:

The King of Twitter is now the King of Apple, as “Two and a Half Men” star Ashton Kutcher is attached to play Steve Jobs in the indie pic “Jobs,” which Joshua Michael Stern (“Swing Vote”) will direct from a script by Matt Whiteley.

I thought this was an April Fool’s joke when I first read it. Ashton Kutcher is no Noah Wyle.

This is unrelated to Walter Isaacson’s book, by the way. That book has been optioned and is currently in development at Sony Pictures, but no casting has been announced.